“Do you believe in voodoo economics... YES!!!”

Is it just me or did it sound like he was saying “Boo motherfuckin’ hoo.” with the hoo cut off, as in calling someone a crybaby? Cubs fans perhaps? Pedro’s personal chef? Dodgers fans? Every team Dusty Baker ever managed? So many possibilities.

Sucks to be deaf, huh?

What an immature chick. Throwing away his wallet and starting fights while driving. She fuckin sucks.

See what happens when they allow women to ref! The men get distracted!

But what does he think of the 26.2 sticker on the back of my Subaru Outback?

That play had a happy ending

And you let her get away?!?

Dylan Larkin, Red Wings: 2 games, 1 goal, 2 assists, leads the league at +6

Extra points for the “Let Me Clear My Throat” goal song

That tweet isn’t real. It was actually planted by the Obama Administration so they have greater justification to impeach the Governor and thereafter install Eric Holder to run the state by imperial fiat.

It’s so much better than that. He then used his personal twitter account to act like this account was a fake when both are verified:

I’ll go to an NBA or an MLB game any day. But there is no way in hell I’ll go to an NFL game anymore. While obviously this is an extreme example, the fact of the matter is that the culture of almost any NFL stadium these days is dominated by two things. Aggressively obnoxious behavior and getting massively drunk. Is…

Egging on the guy to shoot the other guy in the head.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Either you’re an idiot or you’re a subtle satirist..... I’ll go with the latter

Why did Marchman lie about getting permission from Kevin Johnson’s accuser before posting her interview with police?

Guess he should change his name to Daniel Falls, amirite?1!1

I went to high school with Daniel. He's one of the nicest guys I know. This just makes me sick. Wishing him and his family all the best right now!

As a kid I got to meet “Shasta,” the Houston Cougar mascot; here she was as a kitten acquiring the taste of human flesh from UH’s then-President.