You know if he’s so worried about his double chin, he should go ahead and get plastic surgery. I hear Joan Rivers’ last doctors have some slots available.

My gay heart is excited imagining a new show featuring Patti Labelle and Mariah Carey. The problem is, it would last only for one short episode as there would be no survivors.

I’m surprised they have figured it out so quickly. I mean, if you were stupid enough not to be able to figure out he was lying to you before the election, how did you grow critical thinking skills in the last month?

Drunk Cuba Gooding Jr. is more interesting than regular Cuba Gooding Jr.

Better to be an ass licker than an ass kisser.

I prefer to snort my pot

Yeah, that’s off the charts weird. Even for a full on racist, that would be strange. Perhaps the employees were millennials who found themselves without a safe space for the first time.

TBF, if I was working the night shift at CVS I’d probably get high as I possibly could too.

That’s where I know her from — What’s My Line. Kitty Carlisle was also one of the panelists. It was very New York “too-too.”

she might be also dead inside

Probably the same “diet-pills” as her boss. She’s looking more and more tweeked-out with every television appearance.

I am unfamiliar...off to Google

I ordered it.

No matter where I travel it’s hard to imagine I’ll ever go anywhere as beautiful as Monterey. So glad it’s working out for you.

LOL, I like you. Please come sit by me.

No. Obnoxious Guy’s Face Slashed is feeding my cold & hallow soul right now.

Maybe it meant “the signer of the checks?”

According to dirt bag, Axl Rose is a signer instead of a singer too. Someone had a rough Thanksgiving weekend.

I don’t know him ;-)