We kept you employed.

In other news, I demand damages from the incoming Trump administration.

I am starting to doubt Madeleine’s commitment to Dirt Bag.

Woman not allowed to have complicated feelings about career. News at 10.

Mister Rogers had a stop light in his house, so there is precedent for indoor traffic signals.

Charlie Sheen for drug czar!

You misspelled Reagan there.

I lost my phone once and next thing I know it had denied an African American family housing and refused to sell a cake to a gay couple.

Bethenny Getting on My Nerves? 

From what I understand (and I may have misheard) one of the two “men” in that photo is half Jewish. So, there’s that...

Did you really just equate Dr. Phil to Syria

I think I’m going to have nightmares of Jazz Hands with tiny Lea Michelle faces on them chasing me to my death for years to come.... thanks No-Mi :). As for Gigi, I’m dissapointed in her but Bella was my fave anyways.

“I want to be somebody who is fighting for what’s true—not for more attention, more fame, more accolades.” - Lady Gaga

I prefer my exploitation of vulnerable people when they’re not famous, like Hoarders and Intervention, thank you very much!

Need Kathy Bates book now.

Yeah! Do it! After all, if they build the pipeline, it will bring the revolution immediately. Things will really explode!

This point is just about the reddest herring.

She’s this red-headed lady who used to live with a gay guy then started wearing really big scarves.

Love it when wealthy insulated people who can run away talk about “the revolution.” Seriously, fuck this woman. I don’t think she had an actual impact on the election, she’s not relevant enough to swing more than maybe a dozen voters, but I am disgusted by her glib attitude.