The Dogleg album is fitting in seamlessly with the rest of my current playlist: Four Year Strong, PUP, The Descendents, and Code Orange. 

[comments on punching down, treating others like shit so they feel better themselves, blaming everyone else because its easier on them, etc etc]

I’d love to force every single person I see who has “Blue Lives” or “Have a Problem with Cops? Don’t Call Them” plastered on their car to watch this and just remark “how the f is this ok?” They wouldn’t care, but maybe forcing them to spend 4 minutes watching something this horrible will make them feel disgusting…

Since the outbreak, I’ve been able to get: the best Dim Sum; extra portions of food; spectacular service; discounted daily specials at ALL the Asian restaurants that were formerly packed solid in my neighborhood. People either don’t know what they’re missing, or are just dumb, as there have been zero cases of…

Woo! Tang Clan grew on me. I might end up using it. 

Winner right here. I snorted. Love it. 

Yes, all white people are racist.

Why even need the dagger- if the Wayfinder is in Palpatine’s armory, then finding the second Death Star, which famously contained the armory, should be obvious. Or even a step further- why not just check the armory ANYWAY. They know it was important to the Empire, they know where the wreckage of the Death Star is, so…

“Oh the swastika is an ancient Buddhist symbol and look mine point the other way I’m reclaiming it” nonsense, from a skinny white yoga teacher with blond dreadlocks and Tibetan prayer bowls

They know what this stuff is. They just want to mess with your head is all. I gave them a pass on the Switch the FIRST TIME, when they were legit new and not as commonplace. But if they can’t recognize a book or a deck of cards, then they are either straight up lying, or are trying some mental nonsense.

Ive gotten tagged for:

She votes progressive in every election, and vocally supports (most) left leaning candidates (unless they are “super far-left,” at which point she supports their more central leaning left-wing opponents. Ex: doesn’t like AOC most, but not all, of the time/loves Adam Schiff like no tomorrow). Publicly supports LGBTQIA+…

There was only one other person at my table. And it wasn’t a table, just a couch and a plate of food. I got my blow by blow recap of everything that happened this week during the Inquiry. From my mom, the most conservative liberal Ive ever met (has something to do with being north of 75 I think). She HATES Trump with…

Its funny, I once asked one of my neighbors why he had a rebel flag on his car, because neither he nor his family was from a rebel state. His reply was something on the spectrum that it was shared heritage or some nonsense, and he wanted to show his patriotism. I pointed out that the rebel flag did indeed reflect open…

Rhetorical answer: but they’re not white, so why does he care?

Whenever I go through middle America (in this case, the parts of PA that are Alabama), the amount of sheer indoctrination and apathy towards DACA youths boggles the mind. I would initially say that its their own echo chamber, their lack of exposure to…

“Lecturin’ Leslie” was the best I could come up with. 

“He obviously stole the room key from the actual guest, and used it to wantonly conduct heinous acts on hotel property. The entire phone call was in code to facilitate smuggling into the loading dock the hotel does not presently have, but will soon.”

Coming soon from this PD: this family obviously stole the house.

Never been to Queens? The majority of the 7 line is above ground. 

Just got back from my own run, and envious of your progress. You got this, keep kicking arse.