So it's micro?

Profercules? I love that guy.

Due to lack of interest?

It circulated 6-8 years ago, or whenever the whole "screenshots of parents texting" thing was a popular Buzzfeed kind of craze.

Hey now, he didn't kill it. He simply Misery'ed it for a solid decade and then forgot about it when the world forgot about him, so it escaped.

Uh, superhero comics in a nutshell.

I can understand not being taken with the changed fighting style. In an effort to appeal to fans of non-RPGs, Square Enix has been trying to find more and more ways to make its fights move faster even if the battle apparatus becomes clunky or loses any and all intuitive qualities. It's as if they learned the wrong…

I found Lightning Returns to be pretty frustrating, especially as a completionist who likes to really go through the world and finish all the little quests. Lightning Returns kind of tore that concept to pieces with its time limit on everything. Not a fan.

XIII-2 I actually finished. It took elements of that old Chrono Trigger device that had missions spread across time periods that changed depending on where and when you visited. That added a nice wrinkle and made the story more interesting than the La'cie/Fal'cie nonsense. Definitely better, but still kind of a dour…

It's got a major cutscene problem. Just way too many boring conversations about a mythology that it shoves you into the middle of but never really gives you a reason to care. It's just really banal. And yet, somehow, Square Enix decided this was the Final Fantasy chapter that warranted 2 spin-offs. Or was it 3 by now?…

You say "irresistible" but I kind of think you mean that other thing: "resistible".

I'd still watch that.

That's some good comment/avatar hairstyle synergy, right thar.

So how hard do I have to chuck the carrier pigeon at my screen once I've written my comment on it? And if I have a two pigeon comment - do they need to be thrown at the screen in order? At the same time? I wish someone would explain this with an instructional video.

Dart thou finished yet?

Which explains the tragic but humorous incidents of people playing catch on the Serengeti getting gunned down by anti-poaching task forces.

Unless you want to sautee them and get a nice even seer.

That, Spaceship Warlock, and Jedi Knight were my intro to the FMV world.

Quantum Gate? Anybody?

I couldn't wait too long between each kill, I mean attempt - the horses were getting spooked.