#FirstWorldProblems

At the height of their relationship they were.

I was surprised to see so many deaths in Madden NFL 15. Concussions I expected, but all the people getting torn asunder by giant eagles and diced by lasers felt unnecessary. Football never looked so good though.

One to enjoy and the other to enjoy without opening it.

This pun thread isn't just magnificent, it's downright magneat-o.

On a scale of toaster to cylon, how likely is your game to transform or develop an artificial intelligence and enslave mankind?

That is why you fail.

It's his own fault for betting on the reboot's (roboots?) success.

So clearly his mother or father dated and mated with a robot. HIS WARNING STANDS!

By not talking about pies. With such a range of pies to choose from, he talks about one, and it's entirely metaphorical. On the Boston Cream Pie scale of Lyrical Pie Integration American Pie scores a 2 out of 10.

Did Godot ever show up? Why'd they stop?

He's a bad egg.

She should really X-tricate herself from this conversation.

I understand his pain more than he'll never know.

Hey now, I've known some pretty smart grapefruits. Please don't generalize about all fruits.

I consider any fan of nautical pun threads to be anemone deserving of punishment.

With a score by Elton John and Tim Rice.

I've always like BLAMMO

Futons, even.

Then it just sounds like "The Menorah-y Report", and I'm not sure if that means the report is about Menorahs or the report has Menorah-like qualities. Also, a joke about using candles for studio lighting.