Imagine if your boss’ mantra was “stay liquid” and then you had to say it publicly.

Never underestimate the power of the A.A.R.P.

Also, those shirts are WAY too tight.

I love Garner. I am ambivalent about the Surfer. I am also not sure they really need to be dragging yet MORE fucking Marvel nonsense into this attempted reboot of a reboot of a title. FFS, can we just get an establishment movie made and not synergy blast all over the fucking thing?

RIP Bucky Barnes in the category of best Marvel hair. You had a good run, bud.

*hurls DVD of “Blue Crush” at you*

I know! Who but Guitar Center tech dorks ever listened to Joe Satriani?

It’s wrong!

Star-Lord, man! The legendary outlaw?

But since no one cares about or reads the comics or listens to Satriani records these days

There also has to be a knowing or actively negligent misstatement of fact. There’s nothing legally actionable about the factually accurate statement that a certain group of actors costarred on the show, distasteful though it may be in this context.

Libel cases are very hard to win in the US. They have to show actual damages due to what the AVClub said about them and this site is only read by like twenty of us losers

That son of a bitch knows what he did.

“who would have been between 15 and 21 years old at the time of the incident”

I was gonna say the same thing.  Dozens of people work on a TV show.  Why assume it was one of the co-stars?

He didn’t reveal who those “certain people” (plural!) actually were and it seems unlikely that he will in the future, but for the record, his co-stars for the majority of the show were Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Jane Kaczmarek, and Christopher Masterson.

I dig these points. Star for you.

I’m just here to express a pet peeve. The word frunk is stupid. A word already exists for this and it’s bonnet.

So we’re just forgetting “Confederate” happened? Because that was their first big thing after leaving GoT, and if not for a certain “very stable genius” somehow blundering his way into 1600, may have gotten filmed.