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In some contexts, sickos is a badge of honor.

Neither, it’s gonna be a Ubisoft sandbox, so Assasins’ Creed, Farcry, Watchdogs, etc in Star Wars.

Agreed - The game looks pretty cool but I wish the design on the main character didn’t feel like “Han Solo as a woman” put into an AI prompt. It feels low effort on her design. I don’t care that it is a female lead but the design feels low quality. In a bunch of scenes she is even in the same outfit. Is there a…

Not one lightsaber, Jedi, or Sith... I’m all in.

Have they not met people?

This looks incredible. I’m sure people will notice character animations looks a bit stiff, but what a world! I wanna go there right now! 

I suppose I’m lucky enough to be the elder millennial at my job, that isn’t afraid to be the 13 year old boy in meetings 🤣

It’s the hair for me. I still think the game looks fine but the hair seems a little stiff for a modern game

I feel like a lot of people must have known this would happen, but that they were either afraid to speak up (nobody wants to say “people are going to fuck this popcorn box” in a meeting), or the suits didn’t listen.

Did they get it wrong tho?  I’d have got one for the lolz alone.

Two things stand out from this. We still have no idea how this game will play. Is this going to be Witcher 3 in Star Wars or Anthem in Star Wars?

People have been putting their junk into popcorn buckets for decades now, just usually from the bottom.

Every company needs a focus group with at least a few GenZ, Millennials, & GenX on it. With their powers combined, they can weed out the accidental flesh lights.

“shai-hulussy”

I dunno, these guys are already so fucking weird about women. Like they see a photo of some famous actress in public who’s now in her forties or older and isn’t wearing makeup or in Marvel movie physical condition and assume she was disfigured by the COVID vaccine or something. I think a lot of them actually believe…

I’d definitely watch a film spinoff of the show starring Greg Davies and Andy Samberg. (I was as surprised as anyone to discover this is actually a thing that exists.)

The game that dares how many times you will hate hearing the words “I have a secret.”

The perfect response DOES exist!

These guys really wanna say the N-word and they’re rapidly running out of anodyne euphemisms to use in their place.