You’re assuming he would know enough to do that. I don’t think I can give him that much credit. I had a dream once where he couldn’t figure out how to access his voicemail. It was the most realistic dream I’ve ever had.

Nope. Rice is Chinese and China is using global warming hoaxes to advance their sinister agenda.

He must have dropped it in the toilet and now has it sitting in a ziplock of rice.

Stop being a shit-dick, piss-baby, ass-clown and fuck off already.

“http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/why-kushners-russian-back-channel-looks-dirty-as-hell-1795855952"

I bet you’ve got them shaking in their boots now.

I remember when REAGAN had back channels with IRAN when he was running for president.

Nope.

Not to mention both of his sons have said in past interviews that many of their projects are funded with Russian money.

Let’s see. No American bank will loan money to Donald anymore. Deutche Bank is just about the only real financial institution in the world still willing to take a chance on his welching ass, and he’s up to his eyeballs in debt to them. Plus, he’s been badmouthing Germany lately.

I wonder who shows up first:

Check for cell phones? You really are living under big brothers thumb. Get out! Leave before you have no more freedoms!

My first instinct would be, “WTF is that methhead aiming at me?!”

wait...pretend TSA Agent?

Clearly, you’re from a different part of Kentucky than the rest of us.

Isn’t that a crime? Genuinely curious if he can be arrested for inciting violence.

Can someone explain what the losers are trying to do?

Riker will teach him the way.

As Stephen Colbert says, Trump sits on every chair as if it’s a toilet.