Is she not the best part of Elon Musk’s  2018?

Trump doesn’t use cocaine because he doesn’t trust himself to not be 100% in control of his faculties. It’s the only aspect of him that is not overwhelmed by the Dunning-Kruger Effect that his abnormal brain has been soaking in for the last 72 years. 

I’m assuming they heard the words ‘high risk pregnancy’ and ‘bed rest’ and thought she might just not be able to work at all even after the one week she was asking for.

He clearly thinks is a clever way to hide his weak chin. 

Jared and Ivanka were on entertainment mogul and Democratic donor David Geffen’s $300 million yacht—one of the largest in the world—off the coast of Croatia, on vacation with Wendi Deng, a businesswoman and former wife of Rubert Murdoch.”

I was sad to hear in entertainment news that The Bandit passed away today.

Do people really think it was her? I don’t think that op-ed had anything plagiarized from Michelle Obama, did it?

Even their diss tracks are unseasoned. 

Translation from Trump Speak - I have never, will never and can never commit a crime. Therefore, by definition what Michael Cohen did on my behalf cannot be criminal. His admission was to completely lawful acts. The fact that our unbridled police state saw fit to label these blameless acts a crime is not an indication…

.....Be happy, be cool!

they can’t charge a husband and wife for the same crime...

I don’t know.... I’m not seeing it at all.

In a day when reckless extramarital sexual activity is manifesting itself in our staggering rates of illegitimacy and divorce, now more than ever, America needs to be able to look to her First Family as role models of all that we have been and can be again.

Trump: Yes, my son WAS attempting to collect dirt on Hillary from foreign adversaries but it “went nowhere”. It’s like that one time I tried to poison my wife but she didn’t die so what’s the big deal?

I was beside myself watching the video. Why does she look like this:

Sources say she would reveal her covert profession when she was drunk, which, in all honestly, I’m pretty sure I would do too

By way of “explanation” I was once married to a PK — a preacher’s kid. This was Calvinist, but the explanation still holds.

Jared Kushner’s face remains supremely punchable. I wish someone would Richard Spencer his ass because I would watch that shit 100x.

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