O-Tay!

jet fuel can’t melt tape reams, amirite?

Most of the FAA tapes were destroyed that day, so this is yet another swatch of fiction in the quilt of lies that is 9/11.

Pffft... LEXINGTON STEELE fears no Sasquatch

I’m sorry, I had to.

Looks to me like he already made his choice.

Sasquatch sex and a P1 GTR in the shown livery. No hesitation. Seriously, where do I sign?

I think i’d take the neutered car, make it a 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO, and sell it for a couple million as a rolling shell. Then, I’d take the money and buy a Singer 911, and a Hakosuka Skyline, and make it home in time to watch the squatch fucker. Hey squatch fucker! Do you need assitance?!

Bring on the Sasquatch sex!