So when you go to poop, which all of you do, you have to unbutton the shirt, have it drop behind you then make sure it doesn’t get wet in the toilet water, then pull your pants down around your ankles with the shirt also gathered in a ball on the floor. Eww!

Well you get the dumb-ass of the day award

One thing the HP fandom didn’t change, as this comment thread can attest, is that fandoms will never quit immediately engaging in pissing contests about whose is better or did it first or is more special.