Okay I am losing sleep over those lips because as a ghostly pale person, I will never be able to rock a dark purple like that. On me it looks goth, on her it looks chic as fuck.

I had a rock-ribbed Republican friend who realized, after a close friend levelled the same points at him, that he WASN’T pro-life and he’d been hypocritical. He had a literal come-to-Jesus moment and, while he still doesn’t support abortion as something he would ever personally condone, he isn’t for legally preventing…

I have a very conservative cousin who got annoyed with me calling him “anti-choice” and asked on why I insisted doing it. My response?

I also get frustrated and cry at times. Nothing excessive or unhealthy, but a very bad work exchange, and definitely car trouble, can make me cry. And I’m 28 and (I like to think) normal mature. I don’t think she should be mocked for caring a lot. She didn’t run out of the room with mascara streaming or cause any…

I regularly see people throw shit out their window while driving. I’m not talking cigarette butts. I’m talking cups, cans, wrappers. It’s infuriating. Can’t you just fucking wait to get where you’re going? Or keep a bag in the car to dispose of trash? Fuck you.

Probably the same ones that use selfie sticks to shove their phone into lion’s faces.

Who are these people who throw trash on the ground? I would never throw trash on the ground. Never.

Me as well. I was in the Mara in Kenya and my guide kept stopping to pick up trash. He had filled three small trash bags in the four days we spent together.

This one actually angered me. You’re not eight. Respect the wilderness; we have such little left.

What’s with all the ‘Martin Short isn’t funny’ comments? Has no one ever seen SCTV? The Three Amigos? Pure Luck? Does he not ‘punch up’ enough or something? Crazy town.

Amazon reviews are becoming more and more unreliable. For some products, a large portion of the reviews have the sidenote saying that they received the product for free for an honest and unbiased review; however, the reviews always end up being 5 stars.

Amazon reviews are becoming more and more unreliable. For some products, a large portion of the reviews have the…

Unwanted kiss smack down! Totally appropriate. You go, girl

I totally sympathize with Rebel Wilson post smooch. “Ohh....my God...where am I? I was just in a beautiful place...” Eddie Izzard dials my buttons and pushes my switches, ifyaknowottaImean.

And her quite stern response to his somewhat dismissive “saucy” reply to her:

Not everyone spoke so poetically in those days, either. Dickinson’s and Shakespeare’s words are preserved for a reason: they were better wordsmiths than others of their times. I think it’s wonderful to aspire to such beauty, but not everyone has the time, inclination or talent for it, no matter what era they live in.

These words of Abigail’s have always made me fall in love with her. We never get to hear women’s voices from this period unless relayed to us from a man’s perspective. It’s easy to think that women back then were just uneducated, empty headed or too busy birthing babies to be aware of mens oppression. This letter was…

As a Kentucky Man, I and my liberal Louisville dude-friends are Mary Lou fanboys from way back. She’s co-sponsored our statewide Fairness (LGBT) protection bill for years, but more than that has been playing defense against terrible regressive bills for over a decade. That you’ve never heard of those bills is because…

Rep. Marzian is a hero and I have some suggestions for additional bills in the quest to keep men safe. Viagra = all ED treatments:

What you call Passive Aggressive I call Concern and good American Family Values! I mean, if all you want these pills for is to fulfill your Marital Vows, then what is the problem with us checking with your Wife?

@virgilstar: I think the fact that I still want to try this after you have made such a convincing argument for it being stupid and pointless says something bad about me.