Hillary and the DNC have both been reaching out to Bernie supporters. They’ve changed policy positions. They’ve acknowledged his core economic issues and folded them into their messaging. They gave him 5 spots on the platform committee.

Let’s say Hillary goes even more left and adopts some of Bernie’s positions. I highly doubt that will get Bernie voters to line up behind her. Instead it will be more of the “she’s pandering, she’s fake” BS that I hear all the time every time she does announce a position on anything. It’s a lose lose for her. She…

As a Californian and prior Bernie supporter, I’m actually glad for once that our primaries are dead last because Bernie has shown his true colors as a skin-deep megalomaniac who wouldn’t give an inch to get a mile, giving me time to firmly change my vote pre-emptively.

Let’s see, we have a dude who is splitting the party that he only joined this year simply because he needed to in order to have a realistic shot of being president. I don’t know how old you are but I’m old enough to remember what that shit head Nader did in 2000 and we cannot risk that again. So yeah if Drumpf becomes…

I will never be a Clinton fan and I voted for Bernie in the state primary. That said, Bernie,

Anna, how dare you have a well- measured, non-hottake on this terrible incident?!?

Green voters are, without exception, effete narcissists who will ultimately die of overweening pride.

Bernie and his team wanted—nay, demanded, like it was somehow deserved—the support of a massive political entity that he has, for 26 years, refused to be a part of. He spent a quarter of a century telling the Democratic party to fuck off, and now when he wanted their help and support, no surprise, he didn’t get it.…

Here’s my message to Bernie supporters, the precious snowflake Millennials:

I love the Tommy Bahama chairs. They’re backpacks, which is a feature I didn’t know I needed but now absolutely can’t live without. Come with a pillow. Wide seat which is great when kids are piling into it. Cup holder. Zippable cooler thing in the back. Sturdy and holds up to a lot of abuse.

I love the Tommy Bahama chairs. They’re backpacks, which is a feature I didn’t know I needed but now absolutely…

Shame him. On Twitter. Yes.

Get the fuck outta here with your #notallmen apologia. The reason why a minority of men can get away with such spectactularly bad behavior is that the rest of us participate in power structures that ensure that they don’t suffer any consequences for it. Nobody gets a pass for not being actively sexist in a patriarchal…

And this isn’t just sports reporters that face this harassment. This is happening to all women, all day online. All. Fucking. Women. All. Fucking. Day.

I applaud these women for trying to do something to combat the insane blowback to women in sports journalism. I feel awful for the dudes who have to read these, since it almost makes them look like the losers who actually typed those things.

Rly tho I’m onto you Mitchy

Does anyone else think that nun actually looks like Mitch McConnell in disguise?

Don’t mind me I’m just rubbing your comment all over my body.

The idea of tipping any of the vendors for a wedding actually upsets me. The moment you qualify your event as “wedding” prices go through the roof as is... and I’m supposed to tack on tips to that?

Yup. I’m not tipping the flower people. Nope. Not a penny. I was helping a friend get quotes from florists for her wedding centerpieces and, out of curiosity, I called a few and asked for the same quote for a “birthday party.” SURPRISE! Over half of them quoted the birthday cheaper than the wedding. For the same 10…

Especially in this case.