And if you fart baseball during anal sex, probably advise your partner in advance.

Are you sure the line wasn’t, “I should have peed first?” instead of, “I have to pee first?” I think the joke is based on the fact that the presentation seemed to go on forever.

Oh damn. That “Avengers Assemble!” moment in Endgame hits a lot weaker now...

OH MY GOD I ONLY GOT THIS JOKE NOW.

Well, if the Obi-Wan show is canon, then all signs point to yes.

Do we know that for sure, though?

While it may not matter where you live, the penthouse at the Diamond Casino is definitely the coolest place to call home.

I wondered about Lolita too, but when I went back to check, they did specifically say “mainstream sexuality” so that’s probably why.

HEAT 2: HEAT HOTTER.


Oh, also, sorry your parent company sucks so bad.

It’s crazy that in adapting a book that’s about a nearly anonymous everywoman who’s powerless under an improbable but believable totalitarian patriarchy as it might exist in the Western world the series has gotten to the point where she’s the master manipulator badass with two of Gilead’s most powerful under her…

Another one from Mick Garris, who is no Stanley Kubrick, starring Jake Weber, who is no Jack Nicholson.