I once complained about Chicago-Style not offering a stuffed crust option. Never Again

"9-3 record. I saw this coming"

Poor Dion is the little engine that couldn't.

What was that about a deep fried Hershey Kiss? Sounds Delicious!

"See! I knew his skills had diminished."

Big XII! Big XII!...wait whoops

Headline Correction:

"The thing this state has always prided itself on is we do one thing better than you..."

This why I like the 5 minute Xtube videos. They never have this much dialogue

I'd be concerned if spoke back

"Of course I voted for Obama. I've been a registered Democrat since the Trail of Tears"

"At least he didn't BBQ her leg!"

ESPN is trying something new. Usually its Mark May uttering unintelligible nonsense while Lou Holtz sits confused

I laughed. I cried. Then I laughed again because Notre Dame lost. Then I cried again because Jameis Winston. Then I kept drinking and got ready for the NFL because my Big Ten alma mater wouldn't beat either team.

Unemployed Mark Jackson is here to save your souls

The Bunk can't fight. I ain't too good at caring about the brawl either.

+1 My God

Welcome to the great Cleveland tradition of Duct Taped jerseys

The hypotenuse bomb was just dropped. Welcome to 9th grade Geometry!

Todd Haley won't vaccinate his kids because "Papa don't raise no dummies."