The van is for my wife and it’s wheelchair converted. - https://jalopnik.com/here-is-why-i-bought-a-honda-minivan-that-cost-about-as-1845436707

I’m in the greys (and not in other parts of deadspin so not a troll) and I will say as someone who has no shame in the fact that I pleasure myself at least 5 days a week before I sleep that seems like a lot of sperm to me as well.

If your looking for a mint 1st gen Miata, then this is nice price. If your looking for a fun small car that you can just bum around in and take to the track sometimes, this is no dice because there are cheaper Miata’s that aren’t scared to have a little fun with life.

Yup, I’ll take my 83 Fiat Pininfarina Spider

I think it’s a slow-burn meta commentary on the people in the audiences’ lives that they think are entitled dicks because everything seems easy for them. There was a time when the maxim ‘don’t judge a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes’ applied universally. Then as class resentment settled in, it got cleaved…

I always thought Kim would make it out alive, just wasn’t sure how. Now I think she might get vacuumed just to keep her safe.

“windowless coffin room on one of these floating dystopias”

I know people who did not have great experiences doing it, but yeah, different people want different things from their vacations, and this OMG ALL CRUISES SUCK attitude is silly. 

My first cruise was a budget Princess Cruise to the Mexican Riviera, for a week, and I thought it was the best one I’ve ever been on. Even had an interior cabin! To each, their own, I suppose.

Is this the same person who wrote the last article about how awful cruise ships are?

You get the feeling he once went on a budget Princess Cruise to the Mexican Riviera over a long weekend, and is judging the whole industry by that one experience. 

Man, oh man! The writer of this article is in DIRE need of a week long cruise! 

1) Doing test fits.

NP -For a low, low price (mebbe even lower than $4k) you can have a running toy in practically no time. I’d leave it in that gray primer color, since just about every 5th new car I spot has their version of “primer gray” under the clearcoat.(What’s with that? Everything is starting to look like a military vehicle.)

Not sure if you are being sarcastic or not but it does feel like the comics of old would be in a lot of trouble these days.

Can you imagine if George Carlin were alive today doing stand-up?

I understand your view. However, lets say the stunt went off without a hitch and was shown on every media outlet, social media and YouTube with a hundreds of millions of views next week. Would there be a disclaimer or anything that stated that the FAA provided their blessing and worked closely with the production of…

People that go into journalism often aren’t big into math.

$60K is the new $30K

True, but nobody is worth hero worship.