Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

That poor rando is the only man who truly knows how Reince Priebus feels.

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe…

At this moment it looks like they would be teammates.

I’m pretty sure Zion’s not going to be playing in Europe after college.

so ur bragging ur like most phish fans???

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.

Starting to train for the next fight right after the end of the last fight.

The emails were not from Hillary, not from her server, not from her investigation. They were not marked classified, the FBI is merely investigating if there was any classified information in them. There is no indication that there was classified information in them.

Comey is merely informing Congress that they’re…

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Whatever. Chris Berman once beat Andy Reid in a farting contest. Mostly because Andy mismanaged the clock but still. Win’s a win.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

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