I did it all for the hooptie.

This is a guy desperately trying to hold it together until Tame Impala takes the stage.

Funny you mention door lock actuators. The actuator in the front passenger door of my 2003 Land Cruiser is on the fritz. 

He also switches between upper and lower case letters, even in the same word. That’s aggravating.

So that I could be there for this:

Pictured: me

Yep, all they did was play defense.  One measly header off a corner and no other offense.

I’m trying to imagine the sound that accompanied that fall.

Peek-a-boo

That is some remarkable resolution on a that surveillance camera.  We need those down here in Houston. 

Hahaha you got that right

In April, I traded my 2014 435i for a 2003 Land Cruiser.  Couldn’t be happier with that decision.

Shellfish

Exactly. If that’s the picture that’s supposed to give us a perspective of how far he hit it, then they should have done a better job. It’s like they just took a still shot of the live broadcast and used that. This was my best guess because it looks like the there’s a guy in all black standing on the stairs at the top…

Agreed. Something tells me that might not be the only reason.

It’s hard to tell in the picture, but I think he hit it here:

Oh what an insightful statement... Let’s just wrap up an entire group of people and assume they’re all the same.

Bruce Weber autographs???

That “smile”.... don’t you think they could have afforded facial expression lessons for him or something?

I’m glad she mustard up the courage to go on the news and have a sense of humor about it.