He is and editor, not a writer. And by this post we now know why grammar and spell checking here are as shitty as a hippo with diarrhea.

Comments are like half the reason I frequent this site

WHY WOULD YOU CUT OFF THE GIF RIGHT BEFORE THEY SINK INTO PLACE?

Reminds me of Monument Valley

That reminds me of the other Jason/Tommy Episode when they become friends in Gung Ho! Also Red Shield Ranger (he wears it better).

“As a man heads into space to prevent climate-controlling satellites from creating a storm of epic proportions, his brother discovers a plot to assassinate the president.”

This is literally the plot synopsis of every Gerard Butler movie.

Your headline didn’t say it was a documentary.

with no end to the Marvel or Star Wars train in sight

Every time this happens, I’m fascinated and confused.

Nah, Injustice is actually good. And Snyder doesn’t need any “inspiration” to fuck something up. He’s got it covered all by himself.

Jesus, this line: “There has never been a documented case of anyone else falling through the Glory Hole, said Don Burbey of the Solano Irrigation District.” 

I’ve never understood how guys like this can wear regular pants.... with the size of their balls and all.

Crying about toys, are we?

Vaseline is essential to keeping the skin healthy in alien environments

I must admit that I find it annoying to carry both a pen in knife in my jeans, so this isn’t the worst idea in the world for me.

This just in: Stump grinder grinds stump

The horror.

No Thanks

#DonnieDarko