“The Bourne Illness”, starring Matt Bacon

Nice, lol. Take your star.

Yes! I loved the soundtrack and how you could set your menu music when you unlocked discs. So great.

Not listening to Blink 182 is a good decision in any circumstance, dumb album names aside.

Me too! This literally had me hyperventilating. I’m not alone!

All the stars. I’m keeping this comment up so I can giggle once in a while when I glance at it.

You owe me 2 ounces of coffee and thorough desk cleaning! I’ll put it on your tab. Take your star.

Because you are a feeling, empathetic person? Feel those feelings!

All the stars. Mel Brooks (especially one that is so apropos) always get all the stars.

Your loyalty to the Empress does you credit.

Well done. Well done, indeed. Take your star.

Thank you so much for this.

Yes, I can. System of a Down take themselves less seriously than you are right now. Some of the lyrics are awful on purpose (banana, banana, banana, banana, terracotta, banana, terracotta, terracotta pie, anyone?). Serj Tankian crawled a little up his own ass lately, but meh.

Hah!

Couldn’t have happened to a bigger prick. Also, I love the new hair, Heather.

At least he’s not accused of copping a feel.

Hah!

Even if this were some sort of “point”, do you think the *retch*....President does almost anything without some sort of coaching?

“the intense pace of the production “hell” the company forces them to work in”

Take the star you wild beast.