No one ever does. No one ever does.

You hear the new album yet? Very blatantly political, but also very awesome!

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

Luke, my man, you got good taste. You listen to Kyuss, too? Stop being so cool.

Yeah, let’s not start throwing stones yet.

This is amazing. Like, seriously, I was mesmerized.

Thanks for the info!

I never realized I could use my degree from clown school to become a journalist. I will have to look into this.

Trump is creepin’. He gon’ find ya’, catch ya sleepin’.

Thank you for saying this so I didn’t have to.

Excellent music pick this week!

ZING!

This is amazing, Ethan. Thank you for sharing.

Zing!

Yeah....I believe you, I just wanted to make a stupid joke at your name’s expense. Sorry.

Oh yeah, like if you were related to ninjas you wouldn’t be juicing it for all it’s worth. Anyone? *crickets*

Your hands tend to look like that when you’ve never used them for any kind of real work.

Romeo is bleeding, but not so’s you’d notice.

Not me.

I love Martha too. Not my favorite album, but anything by Waits is great.