Dude....read what the guy says before you get all hipster reactionary.

No, it’s from The Dark Crystal! Garthim! Sooooo well done!

Nice one. Heard the new Faith No More yet? Well, new-ish.

I see what you did there. ;-)

I don’t know why, but people who say things like, “You should try smiling in your profile pic.” piss me off. It sounds so smug and condescending. She is a fucking adult, with agency over her own life, and doesn’t need your gormless ass telling her what her profile pic should look like. Good day, sir. I said good day!

“She needs a better friend than you’re capable of being.”

HAHAHA! I fuckin love this!

“boy band simulator Final Fantasy XV”

Hey Mike, IIRC Grand Kingdom will come out digitally on the 21st with the packaged version coming on the 28th because of a manufacturing error. Not 100%, but pretty close.

“Can’t get the stink off, he’s been hanging ‘round for days.”

So, is no one going to mention that the landlord came down on the first noise complaint and called them faggots? Fuck that guy, what a pos.

Thank you. Thank you so much for this.

Nice.

The first time I grew a chicken I was like, “This game is so awesome...”. Heh.

Yeah, it was awesome and the presentation lended credibility. When he called the thing a lorrie (sp?) I spit my coffee out.

Isn’t Odin Sphere good?

No one else is playing Odin Sphere?? Y’all motherfuckers need jesus.

Hey! *mumbles quietly* I liked Heroes...

Thx for this :-)

You are awesome, Narelle. I’ve been waiting for Kotaku to mention this one!