This was extremely underwhelming.

Touche.

The guy at the second window reminds me of the depressed dude in all the Dark Souls starting hubs.

Agreed. I fucking love Ladybeard.

Yep.

Harumph!

If you were here right now, I’d give you a snickers and a bongload and send you to the garage for a few minutes. But yeah, the Singularity thing is kinda funny. I have a friend who spent the last two months opening every conversation with, “Omg, have you seen the Force Awakens yet? Omg....”.

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Souls

You say....on the f***ing internet.

I see what you did there. Nice.

I dated a Japanese girl who lived in Japan until she was 12 or so, and according to her you always do it under the table and never at a “classy” place; it implies they are too cheap to provide quality chopsticks. Also the chopsticks sticking straight up? I thought she was gonna kill my cracker ass.

Grand Kingdom seems cool.

“I’m not a monkey! I’m a scientist!” I liked this alot more than I thought I would.

“Candying is a process in which fruit is placed in a heated sugar syrup and left there until everything that made it good is replaced with sickly sweetness. It prevents the fruit from spoiling, much in the same way as pushing a man off of a tall building prevents him from killing himself.”

Is a Grand Meal seizure what happens after you eat a Trump steak?

My interest in this game just increased significantly.

Agreed; I was skeptical when I saw it, but since Bloodborne it’s my go-to. It just feels right.

This. So much this. Save the Pkunk!

Right?

I’m trying to think of something clever but I got nothin’. So, I’ll just say....are you serious with this shit? Are you sticking up for oppression? The internet can be a scary place sometimes.