Some years ago I was on active duty with the United States Navy and stationed in San Diego. This was during the black period in human history where we were routinely subjected to robocalls from some breathless voice (imagine the soothing tones of Morgan Freeman cranked up to the immeasurable hyperbole and fantastic…

I was on active duty in the United States Navy at a command in San Diego some years ago. This is during that black period in human history where we were all receiving the robocalls featuring some breathless human on the other end of the phone (cue Morgan Freeman voice at Wolf Blitzer levels of both hyperbole and…

Because Mustang.

Now it is time for True Story Bro:

I was in Singapore last October doing a bit of business. For those of you not familiar with the island nation-state, I will tell you the weather ranges between Hot and Shitty to This Humidity Just Fucked My Face for an Hour Without Tipping. Regardless of time of year.

We (there were…

Don't forget when you move your MAF an 1/8" to the right you've COMPLETELY DEFEATED THE FUNCTION OF THE ENTIRE EMISSIONS CONTROL SYSTEM! YOU MISERABLE BASTARD!

Is factual statement. JCI is staggeringly difficult to pass in some prefectures and weirdly easy in others. A friend of mine and his wife had a clapped out Daihatsu van that actually crabbed down the road due to poor alignment (it was primarily a farm vehicle) that would go every year no problem - in Tohoku.…