In general, when there’s a confrontation and someone asks “where you from?” it is a BAD SIGN.

Ask the Big Three how great unions have been for the domestic auto industry.

We roll slabs with swangaz here in H town.  

Over 550 Canadian wins?

“A&M Goober”

Redundant

He sounds like the voice that Mos Def used in his cameo on “The Racial Draft”

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!

Clearly, LaMantia thought Appalachian is just another appellation.

By the time I was 15, I had a six pack.  Just about every day. 

(For some inspiration, check out this subreddit.)

BYOB must be regional, as I’ve never heard of a place allowing it.

Josh Allen may or may not be trash, but I don’t think he ever played Iowa State. He played Iowa in 2017, but only had 2 interceptions. He did have 5 against Nebraska one year, which is basically Iowa, so that’s probably what he meant.

Their choice of font on the building is reason enough for them to go out of business.

I don’t see it so much as “obsession” as a recognition of basic mathematics.

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

I’ve literally never been to a restaurant that offered unflavored soda water on the menu TO pay for.

It’s definitely a Flying Spur. It has wheels and windows, just like a Flying Spur.

I’d like to add people talking about their children as if I actually care. 

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”