The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

First question: How many total animals did United transport?

Absolutely idiotic...... Uber is a goddamn business, it aint the welfare office. You are shocked that a company founded BY WHITE GUYS has a majority white leadership? Over 50% of the tech people are POC. Oh, sorry, I forgot-asians dont count when they are successful, only when you can fold them into your “POC VICTIM…

That tailpipe will make me call it the AnusMG. Sorry.

Finally, a Panamera that isn’t visually offensive. I love it. It’s wonderful.

Found the life of the party

$90k

I actually assumed that was going to be a link to Idiocracy, another Mike Judge joint.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

I assumed he would have ended up at TCU.

Cuban is right, you know. I join him in looking forward to the day when the quality of refereeing is good enough that every official is ranked in the top 50%.

I feel that the stresses of the election have caused Hamilton to mentally regress into a sophomore poli-sci student.

Um, not sure, but I think he was simply (sarcastically) alluding to your writing style being more like a text/tweet than an adult writing an actual anecdote. Example - “My brother is 1.” Obviously, the joke is that it appears your brother is one year old instead of one pertaining to being a nutty porschephile.

BECAUSE THE SEASON ISN’T OVER YET!!! YOU MUST BE FOCUSED TOWARD THE NEXT GOAL!! GREEN BAY IS THE ONLY THING THEY SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT!!!!

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

You must have Houston confused with another southern city.