Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

I don’t think you understand what a buzzer beater is.

The breadsticks alone put them at least in the middle of the pack.

In a few years? That interior already looks like absolute gahbage.

I like the Porsche’s interior waayyy better. That light blue seat trim in the ‘Vette is going to look like absolute gahbage within a few years.

Those are the drivers you actually want to be friends with.

Then they joke about the 911...

Are you seriously identifying lack of attention to the Golden State Warriors as a problem with our site? Holy shit, man.

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

This can’t die soon enough. To both “Damn Daniel” and swatting.

lol - you mean they are getting buttfucked because they cheated?

How was “daddy’s presidency” failed?

This is Foxtrot Alpha; You’ve definitely staggered into the wrong neighborhood. Ooze back on over to Jezebel if you feel the need to facially menstruate to people who actually care about your opinion.

Unless you’re Josh Hamilton. Then you’re just satisfied with actual crack

You could always shoot one to find out for sure.

You could always shoot one to find out for sure.

Not having seen any of the video on this - but would it surprise anyone that off-duty Philly cops would incite and goad McCoy and friends into doing something stupid only then to flash their badges and say “gotcha!!,” because when I first read the reports, it seemed like that was a really likely scenario.

Uh she has on a dopey hat, glasses, sweats and no makeup, and she is still hot. Yes her.

Never let anyone tell you being famous doesn’t have its benefits.

“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!”

Porsche: “Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."