Does this mean the soccer-fest here on the ol ‘Spin will stop? Please.

That Guy™ Comment.

While pretty, the 911 simply isn’t a sports car anymore

Not quite.

1987 Porsche 930, sold $50k, just look at that arse

False. There are no DC residents, just people permanently too tired to try to commute home.

Draped up and dripped out. Know what I’m talmbout.

DESERT? It’s the Bayou City. Capital of the 3rd Coast. Where we ride deep on 24’s and still keep a tight fade. Home of the drop top stadiums. Land of Syrup. Where trunks pop and tops drop. Tippin on 44’s wrapped in fo’ vogues, switchin lanes, drippin stains, dashes all covered in wood grains.

Did you buy many lottery tickets?

Which is why I call BS on the story above. It’s an old joke and quite unlikely that “Leesha” had it happen to them.

Yeah, well, some gentlemen prefer blondes

I can definitely believe that a guy who creeps on the teenage daughters of his colleagues prefers Corvettes to Porsches.

First time I get to use this in response.

I love that social norms are removed in an airport when it comes to drinking...

You are.

Kolton. You had me then you lost me.

This dude is awesome

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

“he also changed his middle name to ‘Trill’”