Kolton. You had me then you lost me.

This dude is awesome

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

“he also changed his middle name to ‘Trill’”

All of them?

Saints Fan: [reads article online]

Yes, because the S550 is so fuel efficient.

you can also tell your kid (as my father told me) I’m only paying for four years so figure it out. :)

HAY JAYSON DO U NOT KNOW BOUT DA 911 DAT IS ALREADY A BEETLE SPORTS CAR HURR DURR I THOUGHT U WERE AN CAR WRITER JEEZE.

By far, the BMW GT-wagon-thing’s ridiculous pop-up spoiler. Pointless.

It’s also a joke, so there’s that.

Unfortunately, officials still can’t identify an overt sunk cost.

Reading the comments taught me that apparently a lot of people use that stupid dick hole to pee out of. I don't think I have ever done that. It's elastic for a reason, pull em down.

Reading the comments taught me that apparently a lot of people use that stupid dick hole to pee out of. I don't…

"dream car" does not mean "fastest car", it just means the car you like the most in that category. For example, an F-type is slower than a c7, but it is better in nearly every other way, including not being the "dream car" of every unimaginative 65 year old.

#1 Data mine yourself. Download all your transactions for the last 3 months, categorize each item into the usual Utility, Grocery, Rent\Mortgage, Gasoline, Entertainment and graph them to get a solid grasp of what you can budget for monthly spending.

Imagine if the Astros had signed him, and he then needed Tommy John Surgery? You would be writing up a LOLASTROS article as quickly as possible highlighting another error in management.

real lunch pail kind of guys

How do you fit a Ferrari in a motel room?