Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

I LOVE peeing in the shower. Candy corn is sugared vomit.

Cue the race-baiting, preemptive attacks on anybody who might critique the article's premise.

Take that stuff over to gawker please

Not even the reveal of Vince McMahon as the Higher Power was as bullshit as that call, esp. since there was more contact on the non-call during TCU's 4th-down play.

Sonos Sound Bar. At 699.00, its not exactly cheap, but 4.5 Stars on 346 Reviews on Amazon. I have it in the bedroom (bow-chicka-wow-wow) and it works and sounds great. I'd reccomend it if you are already using Sonos equipment, and even if you're not, you should check their stuff out.

Sonos Sound Bar. At 699.00, its not exactly cheap, but 4.5 Stars on 346 Reviews on Amazon. I have it in the bedroom (…

This is what Milhouse van Houten would look like as a real person.

This is the kid from The Wonder Years, right? The one who grew up to be Marilyn Manson? I know this is the guy.

I seriously love that it's actually possible Goodell will actually be fired for this.

you lost me when you said your DD was an investment.

~164 per person on food and booze (17 guests). - Quite reasonable actually. Have you been on a business dinner before? Only possible explanation. This makes taking hedge fund clients out for dinner look like going to Wendy's. I like deadspins work a lot but is quite a reasonable sum of money to spend. If anything,…

TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.

Anyone who signs a 7 year, $100 million dollar contract without a whole team of attorneys there to advise them is a fool.

We had a few foreigners on my college team. They were affectionately referred to as "covered wagons."

So you spent your time with James in this story alternately comparing yourself to Norman Mailer (quite literally, as a matter of fact), and exploring your own core of novelistic self-flagellation. Then you conclude with the statement that James has brought his high school troupe with him, and is in fact not a…

There is indeed a $/bbl threshold where the industry decides to focus primarily on existing production (vs. completing new fields) on one side and on completing new fields on the other side. That number is somewhat dynamic, but the benchmark West Texas Intermediate price has been hovering in the general vicinity for a…

Not really. DeBeers is basically a monopoly and is able to manipulate prices. BP doesn't have much incentive to publish incomplete data. This is basically so everyone can wrap their head around what's known. And the 53 year number is really just to put reserve numbers in some sort of context.

ok quick education for everyone out there. In easy terms "Proved reserves" mean an oil company has the acreage, and has drilled sufficient well in the acreage to know that yes we we know we have about x much down here and it is economic to drill and produce. You could have equally as much oil/gas in another formation…

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.