I’ll pass on sharing my opinion on presence or lack of frozen precipitation in society but worth noting the coaches from every conference (via the American Football Coaches Association) CREATED this rule...which the NCAA approved. To quote the head of the AFCA “[the proposal] is the only thing we’ve been unanimous on.”

Matt Levine is greatness FYI. 

I’m confused bc the first quote is clearly from a 12yo

i am not a sneakerhead but i do like cars and those look like a fuckin Pontiac Aztek. 

A 2-door Tahoe would still make you the coolest kid in the high school parking lot. 

well this was a timely discussion

i can’t figure that out either

Yeah, because it was Christmas every day for Hue until August 2018.

Pretty sure the mormon church sends you to one of their other planets if you are single at age 27, much less 37. Also by the looks of him i would doubt that he is welcome in local congregation...they are big fans of Pacific Islanders but that’s where the print in all colors initiative ceases.

yep if there’s anything MLB hates it’s the prospect of two coastal teams playing in a championship. They have been praying to Doubleday Jesus for an Astros - Brewers World Series (only bc Arizona / Minnesota didn’t work out).

If anything ever qualified for the “oh no baby what is you doin” meme...

+90 points, with a hint of baking spices

Worse still - the best they could come up with was a Bimmer, Florida and Vegas. It’s like lottery winner bingo.

he’s got my vote but he’s definitely getting away with something with this whole “beto” thing. 

He is only suspended without pay until Sept 2nd. He can then rejoin the team- he just can’t coach games until after TCU.

Dunder Mifflin has an Indianapolis office?

Call me. You’re doing this all wrong. Blame the dead guy!

“what’s the deal with math, amirite people?” 

Having no money is bad. Having no power is bad. But having a lot of power but an income not nearly commiserate to your power is...not great? Because people assume you have money. And you probably run around with people who have money. For federal judges/congresspeople who did not do a decent stint in the private…

Yes, unless the runner interferes with the throw. Though I support your idea to implement the kickball peg rule.