He says this but if Dak Prescott burns the flag before extinguishing it with his own potty (#3, not #1) Jerruh will say that doesn’t fit his definition of disrespect. Then he will pull out the Jason Garrett bot’s still-beating batteries and show them to him.

Totally for paying college athletes - but basketball presents a unique problem v. football. The supply of 5* is much smaller, their impact is much greater (potentially program changing), the likelihood of success is much higher and the monetization comes much sooner via the one and done.

FBI: “FBI Hotline what is your emergency?”

hypocrisy is the oldest and most bi-partisan of hobbies

NHL fans: “We don’t even see color”

How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everybody finds it hilarious and groundbreaking, and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint?

Assuming he owns 1 share (likely - in their last offering they sold 269k shares to 250k people), he owns .00002%.

They’re going to wish you were talking about the NBA when you scratch their wood floors.

DOM IF I DIDNT MAKE ANTHEM DOWN AT THE TIRE STORE I WOULD BE FIRED THIS IS NO DIFFERENT WE HAVE COLORED CUSTOMERS AND THEY ARE NICE SO NOT A RACE THING

His friends call him Exxon

i’m guessing they’re “spending the money” to staff it but the guy making $7.25/hr in a heated booth isn’t too incentivized to wander around a giant ass parking lot writing down license plate numbers at night in the middle of winter.

And of course the grown man vomiting at a sporting event was wearing a jersey.

Grienke is probably a douche but I do not understand the appeal of a generic autograph to a non-child.

On a barely related note, Trump as Queen Elizabeth is my favorite thing

Texas only gave it to him once.

Do you live in Utah or just really admire Antonio Cromartie?

I don’t assume all. Which is why i said some.

Per a Red Sox spokesperson the banner was removed from that location to make room for an advertisement of the new season of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.

Gotta respect your elders big fella. You’re talking to a guy with skins on the wall. Dude threw five (5!) TD’s in his last 2 seasons. That’s more than one every fifth game! And only had 9 picks...LESS than one per game. What’s that? No, he didn’t win the Heisman but you aren’t the first to point out that travesty, I…