The government usually only lays people off when it cuts discretionary spending.

Tough crowd. His Lee Corso impression was spot-on.

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As a Houstonian it was concerning to learn they’ve been playing for another city for 15 seasons. But makes a lot of sense in retrospect.

Kaepernick should prefer unemployment over joining a franchise led by the most incompetent owner/GM combo in football.

It’s just a regular bribe. Federal judge appointments are for life so you don’t have to dance around it.

her name is literally her twitter handle so that was easy to discern, even for me. Also, she is white so maybe i’ll run into her during the extensive racist agenda you’ve laid out for me (us?). But who has the time, amirite?! Have a great weekend!

You know a lot about mail. I believe you on both postal matters and my anus status

ETC(hange) - I defer to CSI Pokes86 on mail science and rectal matters.

his glee over the LVPD statement on Michael Bennett was so confusing / horrible? Has he always been off the rails or has Trump empowered him?

Hmm coach on the hot seat suffers spectacular meltdown making said seat even hotter...regent calls for ouster...now wife receives horrible hate mail...

You could have staved off metacarpal arthritis for 1 more day by just ctrl+v Rick Smith a bunch of times.

Fair question but in this case there is widespread flooding outside of any flood zone (100 or 500). Could also make the argument that you would take a flyer on the 500 year zone for the right area.

This dude is a charlatan of the highest order. Did not invent but definitely perfected “prosperity gospel” - the high fructose corn syrup of Christianity.

i live here and have been glued to local news. The only reports of looting i’ve seen are from CNN and Zerohedge via your high school friend’s uncle’s facebook post (which was about 1 single theft and headlined “LOOTING BEGINS IN HOUSTON”)

I didn’t submit Mustang bc it seems completely rationale.

Maybe he’s just a big Jian Yang fan?

Real question is how rusty will they be heading into the Michigan game after an 11 week bye

You deserved to lose - you guys had 1 hit.

“That effort was a metaphor for why we have these shitty seats, dad”