Marty B’s rookie rap will always have a special place in my heart. Iconic lyric: “I got iphone money, Jerry Jone money”. Other 2nd round draft picks with a new 4 year contract may have claimed mansion money or Bentley money. But you, sir, have iphone (3GS) money (max msrp: $299). And where did you get it from? Jerry…
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Owner of best quote in the history of defensive coordinators: “Football is a violent game played by violent people, so put a smile on your face, murder in your heart and let’s go kick these fuckers in the mouth”
It took me a solid 3 minutes to understand the point of the Cecil meme. I think understanding it any faster would be an indictment on my intelligence.
Some vets would tell you the modern dog is an omnivore with a protein bias. That doesn’t mean you feed them french fries but we give our lab carrots and sweet potatoes for digestive health. Unless you are feeding your dog all fresh meat, you aren’t feeding them like carnivore, regardless (i.e. even the best dry dog…
It is the cocoa that makes it toxic to dogs. Milk chocolate (that which is common in candy and probably what most dogs get into) doesn’t have nearly as much as dark chocolate which in turn has less than straight cocoa powder or bakers chocolate.
The Texans would gladly take the Red Rifle off your hands. You people and your diarrhea spaghetti had been to the playoffs 3x in 20 years when he showed up. This will be the Texans’ 15th season as a franchise and I present you the names of every human that has ever started at QB (1): David Carr, Tony Banks, Dave…
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Yes, im the homophobe...says the one using “faggy”. I’m pretty sure homophobia is a required class at baylor - a school and town so backwards that a Hooters opening caused controversy . I find the rivalry with A&M hilarious - you’re basically the same school - full of the “coolest” guys in the high school band /…
Those are great, man. Are you in high school? Would expect nothing less from a school whose students’ greatest hope, other than getting married before Junior year, is the installation of the Christian equivalent of Shariah law. Also I’m pretty sure butt stuff isn’t allowed at Baylor.
I assure you their current basketball coach is shadier than Bliss or Briles. Just better at it.
Briles is a dick for many, many more reasons. Also, please investigate the “long sleeves” phenomenon. There does not exist a picture of the man wearing short sleeves.
I have often found the former group of try-hards never won anything when they were younger.
“Coach Briles, I have Dave Bliss on the line.”
i don’t find unnecessary quotation marks appealing.
Precisely the reason i don’t mind the suit and tie. Rotate my suits and only real decision is which tie to wear.
It should not be this unless you work on a porn set or are trying to induce seizure.
AC BLOWS COLD!1!
A pleasant by-product of an unabashed publicity / money grab. $6.5mm for a series on E! isn’t exactly volunteering at the Trevor Project.
I assumed he was talking about Kim but I grant no more worth to Caitlyn (for anything post-Olympics) - getting a tit job and so much plastic surgery you sound like a bad ventriloquist to land a reality series doesn’t make you worth any more or less in my eyes.