Teddy is not a real person. He’s a metaphor. I am a Cowboys fan, and I am Teddy. We are all Teddy. I hate myself.

Forget it, he’s rolling.

“Fourth and Down” might be the new “Germans bombed Pearl Harbor”.

Jason Kelce just called Mike Lombardi a clown on national TV at the parade. A fitting end to the season!

I want “Go eat a nightshade and think about your failings” on a t-shirt.

After Nick Foles’s 27 TD 2 INT season I told my dad he was our next franchise QB to which he said, “We’ll see, don’t forget people said the same thing about Bobby Hoying”. I ignored him though and defended Foles to the death until it finally dawned on me that, yeah, Nick Foles actually sucks. Then we traded for…

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

Eagles over Patriots in Super Bowl XXXIX.

Give the Eagles Super Bowl XXXIX

Just give the Bills one... Who cares which one... Just one.

Scott Norwood.

Super Bowl 36. Pats over Rams. Pats would never have become the dynasty that they are. They would have remained in relative obscurity, still overshadowed by the Bruins, Red Sox and Celtics.