(Generally speaking, varying by state) Kidnapping is moving another person (asportation) + confining them in a place against their will. False imprisonment is confinement against a person’s will, without the asportation element.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I’m gonna need a ruling.

Who’s President of the United States? How many women formally accused him of sexual assault BEFORE the election? Did it matter?

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself.

Do you know a lot of 13-16 year olds with the confidence and self-assurance to do something like that? Don’t be dense.

Go back to school, herb:

I like to use a feathery touch, just a dab here or there. Others like to cover the entire surface, hold nothing back. That’s why painting is so darned fun, there’s no “right” way to paint a picture.

Those reactions. The guys in the warmups turning away, Thomspon ready to puke, the guy in the suit in the middle just leaning as far back as he can in an obvious “oh f**k!”...

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

I’m generally not one to get grossed out by stuff like this, but I actually screamed when this happened.

“Their courage only hangs a lantern on my shame”

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

It will not open up any doors for you career-wise because who gives a shit that you toured with Limp Bizkit? But you have a chance, after all these years, to finally make it big. Do you take the gig?

Man, I love LeBron James. He’s a guy with virtually no formal education who has taken control of his platform to maximize his leverage at every single turn: he’s got a seat among billionaires and isn’t “feeling lucky just to be here.” I hope he becomes a gazillionaire and buys the league.

Are you paid to be wrong or is it something you do as a hobby?

In’n’Out is good, but it’s one of those things where the hype is so outsized the actual food just can’t live up to it. It’s a good cheeseburger, but there’s a certain ceiling to how good a cheeseburger can be, and people compete to shower theirs with praise. Can’t live up to it.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

I’m really tired of cowards hiding their bullshit within the context of “just asking questions” or pointless hypotheticals.

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.