I guess I’m just personally wary of it, then. I like using it in dishes it belongs in, but the food poisoning I got from it a couple years back was fucking awful.

I could see that being the case, sure. I’m just going by my personal experience, which was related specifically to bad mayo.

Quentin builds such wonderful time machines, and I can’t wait to take a trip in this one, either.

Fair enough, but in this case the LW specifically mentioned potato salad, which is usually mayonnaise-heavy. I’d be reluctant to eat some that had been sitting out in the hot sun for hours too, and I’m not generally overly cautious about food, and certainly not a germaphobe. But the one bout of (fortunately mild,…

Yeah, I honestly do not understand LW’s reluctance to just... not order booze?

He’s also one of those idiots who believe that people’s pets should have vegan diets — even though this malnourishes dogs, and literally kills cats, since the latter are obligate carnivores — so...

This is indeed much more serious than I think most of us would ever have assumed (and, like you say, probably in part because people often don’t survive freak brain occurrences like that). Very glad you’re still with us!

That was Side By Side, right? I keep meaning to watch that, and then forgetting about it again!

I dealt with him pretty regularly at an old job a few years back.

I have pretty sensitive skin, too, and honestly, some skin products and some bath bombs have done wonders for what I used to think were irritating and ugly issues I had always assumed I was just going to be stuck with for life. It’s been great to actually see my skin tone even out and feel more comfortable and…

Seriously! What even is this entire article? It gets dumber with each passing sentence.

I’m glad she’s apparently turned a major corner since then, but this was exactly how Kristen Bell used to behave back during the first few seasons of Veronica Mars. It was made all the more glaring, too, by its juxtaposition against how incredibly nice and gracious literally every other actor on that show was.

I am not at all surprised this is the character backstory Keanu went with. He’s an incredibly well-read person, a big fan of books as well as a serious collector, and even is involved in an art book publishing house since last year, I believe.

Haha, thank you! That’s a very sweet reaction. (And that neighbor was so lovely, I was lucky to have them next door.)

Not so much horrifying as just... deeply overwhelming, in terms of timing and circumstances. (This is long for no good reason really, and I’m sorry, I only know how to tell stories through rambling, apparently.)

I agree 100%.

I got to hang with her for a half hour or so once at her favorite Coffee Bean in Hollywood, which one of her two iconic pink Corvettes is often parked near. All the baristas know her and make her something mysterious and very sweet and delicious for her that is simply called “Angelyne drink,” and I never get tired of…

Super late to this post, but speaking as a former athlete and serious dancer who was permanently injured by a shitty coach when I was only sixteen, and grappled with that bitter pill for many years after... thank you for your opening to this column. I actually found it quite reassuring and comforting. (But man,…

Yeah, they’re incredibly bland and mediocre (sorry, stuffing all sorts of other shit in there doesn’t fix the main problem, it just tries to poorly mask it), and frankly, not being vegan or vegetarian, why the hell would I ever bother with one? They’re just not very good, and I eat meat, so...

I’m days late, but I’m going to post this anyway (and I’m barely even invested in this franchise, I just find some parts of it fun), since I’m surprised no one else appears to have posted it yet: