Congratulations, man-baby. Enjoy it, really savor it. (Oh wait, you’re “not reading” yet still judging comments you haven’t read... Tricky!)

Ha! My thoughts exactly. It’s a rare day on this site when I don’t find at least one (if not several) error per article.

San Diego is certainly never getting the hell over goddamn Top Gun.

Damn! I can only imagine. Back when they were shooting season 3 of Breaking Bad, long story short I got to hang out on the set for a week and even ended up put in the background of a scene, but as nice as that entire cast and crew was (and they were all SUPER nice, from Cranston down to the craft services guy), my…

Oh wow, I’d kill to talk to that photographer! I’m one myself, and for years set photography was what I wanted to do with it. That’s awesome.

And you call me “low-brow”? Lmao my god, men like you are such pathetic babies when someone dares disagree with you. I truly pity the babysitters who have to put up with your shit in real life. Go take your little toys, go home and finish your tantrum, little boy. Bye!

Well, hell. I know a guy who nearly bought a tiny island that has one on it, maybe I should forward this link to him...

There’s a great French term for it, too: tête à claques (a face that should be slapped).

I love that this is the top comment, and I agree.

Same. (I mean, I would, if I were in the industry. I’m in LA, but in the book business, so that ain’t happening, but I still agree with you in theory.)

You can skip 2, because it is just John Woo going insane with a Cruise/Wagner budget. (I mean, it is pure ridiculousness, in every way, and I say that with some fondness/in spite of myself. Climactic sand kicking!!) But 3, 4, 5, and this new one are all A+.

Oh man, I’ve watched several, but not that one? Which one is it? I must know and immediately watch it!

Agreed. I once got lost for hours -- not in any way that caused me real worry, it just meant it took me probably an hour or so longer than planned to find my way out again -- in Seymour Forest up in Vancouver. I still remember how calming it was just wandering around in the woods up there alone, on a slightly drizzly…

Meanwhile, stay in the “But- but- but- more nuance!” whining zone so many men love to weaponize against women. You’ll have plenty of company. It certainly suits you, you pedantic, insufferable asshole. Perfect handle, though, congrats on sticking “BS” in there.

Cool. You can fuck right off, then. Bye!

No, I totally get it. My main issue seems to be figuring out the just right amount of a thing to make so that I do end up with some leftovers, but not more than would be good for like, one more meal. I don’t want or need a ton of leftovers, because I know I won’t eat them! And I never like to be wasteful with food.…

I never watch Corden, but I had to watch this, and it was worth it.

Good point. I undershot there, for sure.

Yes! Like, there’s a fine line between “I’m letting myself relax after a long day at work” and “wasting an entire evening sitting here,” and I have not been good about avoiding crossing it lately, at all.

On that point we totally agree!