I was more taken aback seeing the Orion Pictures logo. For a second I thought I smelled toast and my life was flashing before my eyes.

That’s the internet perfectly summarized: a guy who’s paid actual money to stream videos of himself criticizing a game made by a 12-year-old.

I was reading on a Reddit thread where one person said their organization had switched to saying “Honored guests...” which is gender neutral and still maintains a certain level of formality.

i asked for a power glove for my NES and got this, it was a motion controller for the NES called the U-Force. It was every bit as shitty and broken as you could imagine.

“Tell us—if you can manage to somehow navigate the ads and actually get our comments to load.”

“Listen to this sexy ass elf” “Kiddle Diddle” Those lines killed me.

“Just a brief tip, related to the first question.”

Brief tip? 20% minimum. 

Yeah it started out as a list for up and coming writers, which was run by assistants, but as soon as it became a thing, agents gamed the system.

If there are three cup sizes, and the person taking the order can’t figure out how “small”, “medium” or “large” corresponds to their naming convention, then their compulsory education failed them.

“To me, that’s preposterous. Lox Rangoon, things of that nature.”

Muscle Growth and Scale Weight

Black List drinking game:

Actually yes. One of my other projects was finding and preserving all of the big blue disks :)

No dude.

Food Delivery, either from a restaurant or a grocery store or a meal kit. We have gone back to the 1930's (40's?)

I think Brunch came of age in the 2010s. Here in Suburberos, we used to get brunch menus at restaurants on Mother’s Day and maybe Easter. Now, just about every restaurant has a brunch menu on the weekends. I ain’t mad at it!

Come on man, what we doing out here man.

Your first impression was right. This story is the exception, not the rule.