Just let the boys be boys. 

Is that what Pizza Hut storefronts look like nowadays? Give me back the slanted red roofs so in 15 years when I see a bank I can know whether or not it used to be a Pizza Hut.

Have machines call balls and strikes. It’s time. 

but in leagues like the NBA and NFL, players at least get to stay in their home countries.

Mostly true. Nominations are chosen by the editing branch of the Academy. Final award is chosen by all members.

Tocchet should be a Jack Adams consideration along with Berube, Trotz and Cooper. 

Flaxman is accused of paying $250,000 to KWF get his son designated as an athletic recruit to facilitate admission to the University of San Diego

My all-time favorite:

2.) An Ivy League degree listed on a resume might get an interview faster than other institutions, but the interview itself will quickly put the lie to the idea that the applicant was a star student (assuming they weren’t, of course).

Oh they are fuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Abdelaziz wired a $300,000 payment to KWF, which the co-operating witness told him would be marked as a donation to help “underserved kids.”

I imagine she and the uni can work it out where she’ll leave on her own (presumably to work on her business interests and focus on this difficult time with her family). She’d agree to it because she never wanted to go to college anyway and USC will agree so they don’t have to deal with her, plus she won’t be a…

I’m afraid it’s your urine, Elaine. You tested positive for opium... That’s right, Elaine. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.

Except no. You don’t lose an overall deal because your ratings dipped.

I am guessing you hate TD celebrations, Bat Flips, and dunking?

Just going to speak into the void and once again state my opinion that fighting in the NHL has no value, is entirely antithetical to player safety, and is a detriment to the overall quality of the game.

Not sure I’m allowed back after shooting the magician in the gut. 

He needs to do a tour with Lauryn Hill.