Indefinitely suspended from the team and barred from campus.

It looks like a helipad can range from $15k to $500k if anyone was wondering. That’s for the helipad itself and doesn’t include permits, environmental reviews, security, etc. a lot of which probably won’t be levied on Amazon because fuck you that’s why.

Look man, the only question I care about is this... Are they gonna do “Stonehenge” tonight?

And yet FedExField gets 8 games a season.

I am not prepared for the amount of Twitter rants this will produce. 

Nobody from the health department showed up to make sure everything was up to code and potentially pour bleach on all the food? Weird. 

RIP OLN.

I think we live in a world where people are non-committal.

“Now, now, now, don’t beat yourself up. I’m the one who drove her out of her seat. I’m the one who provoked the lethal barrage of T-shirts. I’m the one who parked in the ambulance zone, preventing any possible resuscitation.”

It better feature Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jessica Walter as overbearing knives then. 

My guess is that 4 fingers lets you make them larger and more cartoon-like. 5 fingers and it begins to look human-ish and creepy (uncanny valley). Kind of like the choice in animation.

David Letterman’s favorite musical guest.

The new concept was built around a tournament called the Team Challenge Series, and would see the whole roster competing for an eventual cash prize as part of one of three teams.

I mean, it’s actually the opposite of spontaneous. 

I know very little how betting lines work, but aren’t the Bears minus 6.5?

“I made baseball as fun as doing your taxes.”

Expand early voting. Expand voting by mail. Move the national election day to Saturday. This ain’t rocket surgery. 

Usually the most successful films based off TV shows are reboots 10-20 years later (21 Jump Street, Addams Family, Charlie’s Angels).

Sweet fancy Moses. 

Huge if true!