Molly Qerim really re-evaluating some life decisions in this clip. 

Surprised he didn’t go full Godiva. 

So wait... did the Jets ever reach the red zone? 

Yeah, I’m getting kind of sick of this argument. You think Antonio Brown and AJ Green aren’t getting double teamed in the red zone? They’re still getting targets and still getting touchdowns. Either the playcalling is shitty at getting him opportunities in the red zone or Jones is running shit routes in the redzone.

the film — titled “Pooh,”

This team went to the playoffs last year. That is all. 

Being a warlock and buying spells. Being a warlock and having to buy spells for your minion.

Cavs Attorneys: “Stop saying ‘young!’ Why does he keep saying it over and over again?!?! For the love of god please stop talking.” 

It’s not about “vote for me because Bill Clinton endorses me.” It’s more a matter of “how much are you willing to donate to my campaign to attend this dinner event with Bill Clinton” and the answer to that used to be “a fuckton.”

Can’t get the Deadspin video working, which is a bummer. But anytime I think of ‘92, I think of this SNL skit where Democrats debate each other to not get the nomination because Bush was a sure lock for re-election. Phil Hartman is especially delightful. 

Jon, even the kids in the West Oakland peewee league don’t want to be Raiders.

Hurt Terp twerp who chirped goes derp and files false report.

What’s wrong James? You can throw out some zingers at a presser that was precipitated by the death of a kid but won’t add any levity to your own resignation? 

Terp perp hurts Terp who chirped. 

Not really “forced” to pay that money, right? They simply elected to settle out of court in lieu of litigation. “Forced” makes it sounds like some kind of court or regulatory order. 

Because people can create a “disrespected the troops” angle for it. I hope it’s not though and people show some understanding.

Liberal Steve Bannon, please go away. 

I wish Kinja had a !remindme function. 

My thought process going through this article
- Ugh, Satanic Temple is so dumb and will do anything for attention.
- *compares photos of the 2 statues* Huh, those are really similar, maybe they do have a case.
- *looks up other photos of Baphomet including this statue you can buy from fucking Wal-Mart* Ugh, Satanic…