“We bent over backwards trying to claim nothing wrong happened which also meant we can’t fire this guy with cause so we’d rather have him coach than pay him to go away.” 

Buncha bums if you ask me. 

having 5 minute sequences at the beginning that had nothing to do with the episdoes’s plot

And what better display of the U.S. in all its decadence and sun-blotting self-regard than us having our biggest, dumbest sport that nobody else cares about ruin the pitch of a huge game in the world’s most popular sport’s most popular league?

That’d be grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

Putting a clear, direct link in the first sentence of the article. Well done! 

I’m going to disagree with Drew and Roth on the decision to shit first then vomit. I don’t want my hands, and especially my face, anywhere near a toilet bowl that I just befouled even if I flush in between. Definitely vomit first then shit.

> Do you guys proofread this stuff?

Vinyl had many high caliber TV directors, among the best in the business. Its pilot (directed by Scorsese himself) premiered significantly below that of The Deuce which came along a year later. Countless acclaimed TV shows maintain their vision while bringing in a number of directors. And let’s not act that Vinyl had…

In the wake of battle royale games like Fortnite being so popular, The Purge will end with just one person left. And that person is:

My only experience with Pauly Shore was seeing him on stage at the Comedy Store once. The audience wasn’t into him (not heckling, but no laughter/response to any of his material). He was getting frustrated and eventually his demeanor to the audience became passive aggressive and a little hostile. Maybe just a bad…

What do you do with a drunken Raider
What do you do with a drunken Raider
What do you do with a drunken Raider
Tanking for some draft picks

No mention of Jackie’s previous arrest in Boston?

Man, the fourth season of Serial is going to have very low stakes. 

I really don’t like sitting bare-assed on a public toilet (especially when you sit and can feel the warmth of the previous occupant, ugh), but that dislike is overshadowed by what a pain those flimsy seat covers are. I can never seem to get one to sit flat on the seat, and when it does, it shifts by the time I can…

An extra general physician for each team would be what? An extra $300k/year? Bump that up to $500k for someone of a higher caliber and more knowledgeable of the unique health concerns of NFL players. Seems pretty reasonable to me (but I’m not a tight-fisted NFL owner). Then you make your specialists available every…

I think it’s because they’re fresh out of the league. Hopefully they stay as fresh while they age. Unfortunately, Jason Witten is proof that we’re not in a new age of color guys (he’s actually younger than A-Rod and Romo), so their performances are not something we should generally expect from other players of their…

Smoltz was right that there was nothing he could do to stop it, especially once the garbage-chugging imperatives of online media came into play.

I love mayo. I even tried the mayo and peanut butter sandwich thing and enjoyed it. But the mayo grilled cheese it horrible. Its only value is how easy it is to spread. Otherwise it is inferior to butter in every facet.