For those wondering, it was not a goal because of the referee’s intent to blow the whistle. From USA today:

I think it’s time to find a new slant, if ya know what I mean. 

- Eric Bledsoe

This October, Root For Your Coworkers’ Misery

I’m going to enjoy his full page ad in the newspaper when he leaves town. “I loved the team, it’s just that your town is a boring shit hole.”

“Play the game the right way.” - man who licks people

Time to go to Twitter and the RMNB comments to watch a bunch of District C.H.U.D.’s lose their minds.

I believe it was also Spielberg who insisted the creatures be “interdimensional travelers” and not “aliens” or “extraterrestrials” simply because he had done enough alien movies already. And then he goes ahead and make them look like everyone’s stereotypical idea of aliens and they zip away in a flying saucer that…

As the Detroit Free Press points out, Kanye visit to Detroit also stopped at One Campus Martius with StockX CEO Josh Luber, who is headquartered there, and Quicken Loans founder and chairman Dan Gilbert, who also has an office there.

CBS in my market cut away from this game for the Bengals and Falcons... in the THIRD quarter. 

Smart. Sensible. Effective. Cost efficient.

So now we know that it takes exactly three tremendous boners to produce a play like this.

“Get drunk off your ass at Capital One Arena! Cheapest shots in town!”

$150? That’s a good deal. You must’ve gotten the Philly Special. 

That was a dueling octopus. That seal demands satisfaction. 

“How can seal slap?!”

The Whalers had more seasons out of the NHL playoffs than in. All of their hall of famers are known better for their tenures with other teams except for Ron Francis, and even then he was only a Whaler 2-3 seasons longer than he was a Penguin (and without the rings).

What’s the ratio of milk to pepsi you used? 

“Eat the booty like groceries” - Derek Jeter