Not a lot of jobs out there looking for George S. Patton experts. 

I still can’t imagine wanting to be in New York City so badly that you’re actively trying to join the Nets. 

I interviewed with a “sports marketing” firm I met at a career fair. They told me to come back the next day and shadow their salesmen. It’s 5 minutes into the car ride with 2 of their salesmen that I realize it’s actually an MLM scam, and we’re driving 30 minutes into the suburbs to sell Entertainment Books (you know,…

I think I speak for everyone when I say, shirtless or GTFO. 

We need to talk about the dry cereal thing a bit because some cereals are leagues better than others. Kix and Cheerios will always be the dry cereal standard. But I think others like Chex, Captain Crunch, and Reese’s are also good. Meanwhile, I find something like dry Raisin Bran or just plain Corn Flakes is horrible.

Fighting in hockey is dumb, bad for the sport, and completely antithetical to the idea of promoting player safety. Get rid of it already.

“If I was in our business office five times in 15 years, that was a lot,”

I’ve seen better, but not many. 

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Report: Finally, A Reason To Watch The Super Bowl!

I believe it actually features recipes from women (residents/families) affected by the fire. So yeah, grieving mothers are the “women involved with the scheme.” 

21-26
41-42
28-42
13-42
27-30
20-31
25x14?

Slow your role, partner.

Show us those text messages. Go on. 

All I want is my social media timelines in chronological order. 

Woo Pig

Take it from my man, Cosmo. 

Turn on the Bright Lights is solid though. 

By the way, not one Portnoy’s Complaint pun in the comments. Let’s step it up, friends. 

Might as well preempt these before the Stoolie brigade descends upon this article.