Given that it has 7 teams instead of 4, I’d say it’s a pretty good contender. 

And their use of underage labor? Their bait and switch tactics? It’s asinine to place the onus entirely on the workforce. It’s not wrong to want companies to have good, non-exploitative practices.

I really enjoy the term “bellend” and wish it would catch on in America. 

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Wasn’t a dogmatic belief that the assembly line should continue moving no matter what one of the fallacies that plagued the US auto industry until it started adopting more Japanese production methods in the 90's? 

This isn’t a legal analysis but from a human perspective I would cite 2 factors:

You know what it takes to answer my call? It takes brass balls to answer my call. Go and do likewise. The phone is ringing, you pick it up, it’s yours, you don’t, I got no sympathy for you. I’d wish you good luck, but you wouldn’t know what to do with it if you got it. You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with…

2 men on the couch. 1 woman (the dog sitter) in the shower.
Sometimes Oreos aren’t the only things that are double stuffed.

Literary hot take: A Confederacy of Dunces is horrible.

I think the issue is more that he attempted to validate his views through nonsense and falsehoods.

I think people are just dedicated to scrolling through the entire social media history of anyone in the public eye right now. That’s why I stay anonymous here so no one will figure out I’m the dog from Air Bud 3: World Pup. 

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon.

This is just him parroting a press release given to him by the Raiders PR department. It’s information purposely disseminated to make the Raiders look good, and he is just perpetuating that. He is not “reporting” here. He is just acting as a tool of Raiders PR.

why did not just say “caveman?”

Except you get promoted tweets. And “you follow this guy who liked this tweet so you must want to see it too!” And let’s say I want it to just be my NFL app. Welp, that’s going to bring on flag-gate and all of its whargarrbl. Hell, even an account devoted to cute dogs wasn’t safe from a debate about white-washing.…

rode up the flatbed

I’m sorry, who?

Ugh. It’s the en vogue lazyman’s method for making your series seem more complex than it really is. 

That shot of an aged Ali has me concerned because if this is the third HBO show in a row that splices timelines together (Westworld, Sharp Objects), I’m going to lose my damn mind. It is a narrative technique that can be good, can be bad, and can definitely get boring and tiresome.

Typical Big Pizza.