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If I see a spider large enough that it requires an Xbox One to kill, I am nuking the house from sapce.

I completely disagree with the no on this one. I had a blast from start to finish. Then again, give me solid FPS mechanics and I will have fun. It certainly isn’t as good as The New Order’s campaign, but it is still fun with some funny lines. I still think the game has the best feeling controls in an FPS on PS4, and…

I really hope the art gets better.

Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.

One of the big questions that fans asked after watching Man of Steel was just how many people died as a result of Superman’s megaton battles with other Kryptonians.

Is the new Superman interesting? With him, I’ve always been like, “Okay, so he has, like, EVERY power, and is basically immortal unless you have some space rock.” It’s like when you’re playing a game with a little kid, and they make up the rules as they go along so that they always win, you know? “He can do anything…

My humble opinion, I doubt this is a gender thing and tend to agree with Vanity Fair’s take on the situation.

This is so stupid.

I disagree completely. If sound editing and visual effects can get Oscars, there’s no reason stunts/stunt coordination shouldn’t. In the case of this particular movie, those stunt people were ‘acting’ as well and as intensely as any actor walking and talking, only with the added perk of possible bodily injury or…

You don’t think the people who choreograph stunt or fight scenes have an artistic impact on the movie? I don’t think that individual stunt people should be up for an oscar, but the stunt coordinator should. Too bad the old white men who run the academy disagree.

Sorry, I'm human and can be a bitch sometimes. One of those days.

I have to be honest - I generally tend to head into any conversation with a lady fully under the assumption that she'll instantly dislike me because I'm a bit of a moron (because, let's be honest, I'm a lot of a moron!). I would never in a million years tell myself "yeah, she wants me" - a girl could actually be…

Because hope springs eternal. Especially when there is NO HOPE, at all.

They pushed everything back to make room for Spider-Man.

Tie