The verb is alchemize.

Now that I’ve seen the Switch, I’ve got to say that it’s not only something I desire, it’s even better than the real thing. I look forward to all the mysterious ways the controller can be used. Nintendo should have a lot of pride having developed this new console. Such a beautiful day.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

Fuck! I refreshed Amazon page all during the presentation and nothing. Stayed up a little after and nothing. Get up in the middle of the night to piss and now see the pre orders went up and are now out of stock! The hell?? I’ll hope they have a second wave like PSVR. Trying to get a Wii at retail was hell and trying…

Fuck! I refreshed Amazon page all during the presentation and nothing. Stayed up a little after and nothing. Get up…

I love pineapple on my pizza. If people love it, it must work. You should have submitted ham and pineapple. I don’t eat ham but that’s a thing people like.

Some days, living in Canada and not having access to things like this can be a downer. Counterpoint:

“Also, it takes place in a town called “Shivercliff,” because everyone makes mistakes.”

Like a 12-year-old could afford that shit

Their TMNT game had much worse problems than that.

Love my tiles but I like the key ring one too. Also:

Love my tiles but I like the key ring one too. Also:

My internal reasoning would be that there’s typically been 3 indie games being released to each AAA game. Condensing the indie genre down to 12, plus sharing it with AAA, sort of bottle necks the number of possible candidates.

Idiot. Fuck you.

Gonna run around and find all those secrets!

As someone who loved the first game on Vita and was disappointed to learn that the sequel would be on PS4... well the lush look and better framerate immediately made me forgive the console shift. Gravity Rush certainly isn’t for everyone, but it’s exactly my kind of thing. I love the aesthetics, the music, and the…

I would have Jason Schreier play Rumble Roses XX.

Yeah, sometimes I eat things outside of the 20 or so reviews I do a year.

That’s fantastic news! I was already excited because there’s also a Nier: Automata demo coming out tomorrow. Now I’ve got even more to look forward to.

#thanksJason

damn you 500 gigs!

damn you 500 gigs!