I want to thank everyone at jezebel etc. for continuing to use descriptions like these for Drumpf: “ wimpish moldy muffin”. I also enjoy “Trumples”. It’s amazing.

I went to a “community brunch” in my building (in LA in a neighborhood that went 9% for Trump) and this old white guy was bitching about his niece calling all Trump supporters racist and how he’s not racist just because he voted for Trump. I can’t deal with them yet.

I took my second xanax of the day just now after getting shaky from anxiety. I got so anxious and upset after running into my neighbor, who proceeded to tell me that she voted for Jill Stein because she thought Trump is dumb, but was still “so relieved” that Hillary didn’t win because she’s “so dangerous” and “allied…

It is. Your liver mileage may vary.

based on my uncle’s life I say yes

My best friends have posited a theory. When you get elected president, one of the first things that happens is you get a visit from “Charlie,” this deep undercover operative who has ALL the horrible news about what’s really going on. “Charlie” takes the POTUS-elect into a little room and tells POTUS all the horrible…

It’s not you. He’s gross.

Is it me or is his pumpkin face starting to collapse? He looks like he’s aged a decade in the past week. And on Donald Trump, that look is bigly ungood.

I turn 5o pretty damn soon. Plus I’m a size 10. Guess what? Still have to shut down unwanted touch from male acquaintances fairly regularly.

Back when Palin was the fuck-star of the GOP I turned to Mr. Feral and asked, “At what point is a woman too stupid or mean to fuck?” He looked ashamed and said, “Basically never.”

Are we surprised? The misogynists of the world now think they are the majority. We’re not only going to see blatantly misogynistic rhetoric applauded as ‘refreshing’ and ‘truthful’, but we’re going to see domestic violence and rape skyrocket.

Same!!!

Huntsville and Mobile would have a word about this lone bright spot bit. Plenty in Tuscaloosa, Auburn, and Montgomery are trying.

Same!

Birmingham is the lone bright spot in a sea of stupid; we’re sort of the Austin of Alabama. When the rest of the state embarrasses us I can usually count on my hometown to do something rational.

Texas is not uniformly conservative. It is a sea of red with blue islands where the major cities are. Houston had a gay mayor for many years. Many Texas municipalities want to pass fracking bans and plastic bag bans and measures to protect LGBTQ people, but the Governor and state legislature have taken action to…

I live in Birmingham, and I am proud to say I voted for all of these women!

And if I found a flake of pure gold in a pile of my own bloody stools, I’d still be worried about what the fuck is wrong with me.

And Houston (Harris County) just elected a liberal lady DA, Kim Ogg, whose primary platform plank was dismissing marijuana cases (already decriminalized in the city).

And Jefferson Co. Tx just elected the state’s first black woman sheriff.